Marvel RED SKULL — “MILK. What a surprise!” parody
Category:Unofficial parody / campaign-adjacent
Collections:Spoofs / Parodies
Times published:1
Type:Marvel parody printed ad
Printed tagline:MILK / What a surprise! (parody)
Ad text
MILK / What a surprise!
Though you vill dink I'm pullink your American schwein leg, before each vurld-dominating plan I set into motion, I make it a point to drink a full glass of 1% low-fat meelk. It has ull der same nutrients as whole meelk, but mitout all der fat. It's just vhut my body needs. Vell, dat undt mein Cosmic Cube, with which I shall bring your false democracy down about your ears undt boil der blood in dat pig Captain America's body undtil his still-beating heart bursts from his heaving che-vell, you get der point.
Where it was published
| Publication | Issue/date | Page | Format | Source | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Publication unresolved | 1997 | Parody print ad | Recovered print image in hand; exact publication/issue remains unresolved unless separately documented. User correction: 1997 is printed on the ad. |
About this entry
Marvel RED SKULL — “MILK. What a surprise!” parody is an entry filed under Unofficial parody / campaign-adjacent dated 1997, filed in the collection “Spoofs / Parodies” of the Milk Mustache Database, which lists 2,339 entries from the got milk? and Milk Mustache campaigns. Type: Marvel parody printed ad. Printed line: “MILK / What a surprise! (parody)”. Recorded appearances: Publication unresolved (1997).
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